If the resolution is 1024 above, there are two sidebars. If it's 800 below, one of the sidebars does not load.

Is this possible?

Not as the code is currently working. There would have to be code added to examine the size of the screen before generating the page.

This brings up another issue, what if I have a screen tat is 1440, but my browser window is ony 700px wide because I resized it, sidebars or not? If there were no sidebars, and I resize the window to the 1440, I'd still not have the sidebars since the page that was generated would not have teh sidebars on it.

Or what if I switch monitor sizes? See there are all sorts of messy situations that could arise

Thank you. I see what you mean.